Making Mormon Spirit Babies

Making Mormon Spirit Babies

Ed Decker takes a look at the life

Of a Mormon exalted man/god

Mormons believe that when a worthy Mormon man  becomes a god over his own planet and gets his many polygamous, goddess wives, they must reproduce spirit children, having sex the same way they did on earth [remember, they are physical beings]    But in order to populate a planet like earth, the god-man has a big job cut out for him in the reproducing area.

Forgetting about any of his other responsibilities as a god, look at the job of just making babies and keeping his wives eternally pregnant…

Demographers have come up with estimates ranging between 69 billion and 110 billion humans who have lived on earth. . That gives us a spread of 41 billion, a pretty formidable margin of error.

One study   estimates that 96,100,000,000  people have lived on the earth to date.    
 Another study says: 106,456,367,669

Let’s assume for simple math that there have been 100,000,000,000 or 100 billion people who have lived and are yet to live on the earth before then end of time.

For purposes of a simple mathematical look at the idea of sexually producing pre-existent spirit beings to people the next earth, the LDS man who becomes a god, would have his  hands full, working at a high speed  assembly line rate and assuming that every  single  ‘encounter’ produces a spirit child.

If you estimate that the rate is 1 Celestial  Impregnations Every 5 Minutes  = 12  per hour= 288  days = [ not counting the Sabbath, LDS day of ‘rest’] 1728 impregnations  =  89,856  per year. 

Assuming he is able to say hello, arrange the physical situation, impregnate the wife,  and be at the next goddess in less than 5 minutes,  the maximum goddesses would have to be about  90,000  exalted women, with another non sexual 10,000 or so to take care of the babies for the goddess wives who rush back into this baby factory assembly line.  This is not counting bathroom breaks, eating or sleeping…

Let’s assume that this man god is working day and night at just his reproductive responsibilities of one goddess every 5 minutes, it would take 11 million, 128,917 years of non-stop, vigorous sexual  action to create all the spirit beings for a place like earth.

A more laid back god who might want to spend some quality time with his  “families are forever” wives and children would perhaps like to give  each family one hour of his entire year and complete just 1  impregnation while there at the family home.  He would have to spend 12 times as many years….over 133 million years at the rate of 1 impregnation per hour.

And the Mormons   call that celestial glory?

 Marriage 101

The One Another  of a Godly Relationship

  

Mark 9:50                  Salt is good, but if the salt loses its flavor, how will you season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace with ONE ANOTHER."

John 13:34-35            A new commandment I give to you, that you love ONE ANOTHER; as I have loved you, that you also love ONE ANOTHER. "By this all will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for ONE ANOTHER."

John 15:12-13            This is My commandment, that you love ONE ANOTHER as I have loved you. "Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends.

Rom 12:5                    ..so we, being many, are one body in Christ, and individually members of ONE ANOTHER.

Rom 12:15-16            Rejoice with those who rejoice, and weep with those who weep. Be of the same mind toward ONE ANOTHER.

Rom 15:5-6                Now may the God of patience and comfort grant you to be like-minded toward ONE ANOTHER, according to Christ Jesus, that you may with one mind and one mouth glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Rom 16:16                  Greet ONE ANOTHER with a holy kiss.  

1 Cor 11:33                Therefore, my brethren, when you come together to eat, wait for ONE ANOTHER.

1 Cor 12:25-26           …that there should be no schism in the body, but that the members should have the same care for ONE ANOTHER.    And if one member suffers, all the members suffer with it; or if one member is honored, all the members rejoice with it.

2 Cor 13:12                Greet ONE ANOTHER with a holy kiss.

Eph 4:32                     Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, just as God in Christ forgave you.

Eph 5:19-21                speaking to ONE ANOTHER in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord, giving thanks always for all things to God the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, submitting to ONE ANOTHER in the fear of God.

1Thes 4:18                 Therefore comfort ONE ANOTHER ...

1Thes 5:11                 Therefore comfort each other and edify ONE ANOTHER…

Heb 3:13                     but exhort ONE ANOTHER daily, while it is called "Today," lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.

Heb 10:24                   And let us consider ONE ANOTHER in order to stir up love and good works,

James 5:16                 Confess your trespasses to ONE ANOTHER, and pray for ONE ANOTHER that you may be healed. The effective, fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.

1 Pet 1:22                   Since you have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit in sincere love of the brethren, love ONE ANOTHER fervently with a pure heart,

1 Pet 4:8-9                 And above all things have fervent love for ONE ANOTHER, for "love will cover a multitude of sins."  Be hospitable to ONE ANOTHER without grumbling.

1 Pet 4:10                   As each one has received a gift, minister it to ONE ANOTHER, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God.

1 Pet 5:5                     … Yes, all of you be submissive to ONE ANOTHER, and be clothed with humility, for "God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble."

And a Few others thrown in….

The New Testament mentions wives over 100 times and husbands just about 35 times, so we men need to be taught a bit more about them then they do about us???

Eph 5:33                     Nevertheless let each one of you in particular so love his own wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband.

1 Cor 7:3                    Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.

Col 3:19                      Husbands, love your wives and do not be bitter toward them.

1 Pet 3:7                     Husbands, likewise, dwell with them with understanding, giving honor to the wife, as to the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life, that your prayers may not be hindered.

The Muslim Plan for America

The Muslim Twenty-Year Plan for USA:
Islam Targets America
(Dr. Anis Shorrosh)

This was published in 2003

It is amazing how close we have come to his projections.

When we immigrated from Jerusalem, Jordan in January, 1967, little did I imagine that Islam would become center-stage in world news. As my sincere interest in the growth of Islam in America intensified, I began to discuss, dialogue, and then debate Muslim leaders throughout the world from an Arab Christian's view of Islam. So far, I have had the privilege of participating in over 20 debates and discussions on every continent plus T.V. and radio.
 

Islam Revealed was released in 1988 and is now in its 8th printing. The True Furqan is now in its third printing in the three years it has been published. It is the only book which challenges the Quran in substance, style, language and contents. The True Furqan can be located on www.answers-to-islam.net or www.islam-exposed.org.

The following is my analysis of Islamic invasion of America, the agenda of Islamists and visible methods to take over America by the year 2020! Will Americans continue to sleep through this invasion as they did when we were attacked on 9/11?

1. Terminate America's freedom of speech by replacing it with hate crime bills state-wide and nation-wide.

2. Wage a war of words using black leaders like Louis Farrakhan, Rev. Jesse Jackson and other visible religious personalities to promote Islam as the original African-American's religion while Christianity is for the whites! Strange enough, no one tells the African-Americans that it was the Arab Muslims who captured them and sold them as slaves, neither the fact that in Arabic the word for black and slave is the same, "Abed."

3. Engage the American public in dialogues, discussions, debates in colleges, universities, public libraries, radio, TV, churches and mosques on the virtues of Islam. Proclaim how it is historically another religion like Judaism and Christianity with the same monotheistic faith.

4. Nominate Muslim sympathizers to political office for favorable legislation to Islam and support potential sympathizers by block voting.

5. Take control of as much of Hollywood, the press, TV, radio and the internet by buying the corporations or a controlling stock.

6. Yield to the fear of imminent shut-off of the lifeblood of America - the black gold. America's economy depends on oil, (1000 products are derived from oil), so does its personal and industrial transportation and manufacturing -41% comes from the Middle East.

7. Yell, "foul, out-of-context, personal interpretation, hate crime, Zionist, un-American, inaccurate interpretation of the Quran" anytime Islam is criticized or the Quran is analyzed in the public arena.

8. Encourage Muslims to penetrate the White House, specifically with Islamists who can articulate a marvelous and peaceful picture of Islam. Acquire government positions, get membership in local school boards. Train Muslims as medical doctors to dominate the medical field, research and pharmaceutical companies. Take over the computer industry. Establish Middle Eastern restaurants throughout the U.S. to connect planners of Islamization in a discreet way. Ever notice how numerous Muslim doctors in America are, when their countries need them more desperately than America?

9. Accelerate Islamic demographic growth via:  

a. Massive immigration (100,000 annually since 1961)


b. No birth control whatsoever - every baby of Muslim parents is automatically a Muslim and cannot choose another religion later.


c. Muslim men must marry American women and Islamize them (10,000 annually).
Then divorce them and remarry every five years - since one cannot have the Muslim legal permission to marry four at one time. This is a legal solution in America.   

d. Convert angry, alienated black inmates and turn them into militants (so far 2000 released inmates have joined Al Qaida world-wide). Only a few have been captured in Afghanistan and on American soil. So far - sleeping cells!

10. Reading, writing, arithmetic and research through the American educational system, mosques and student centers (now 1500) should be sprinkled with dislike of Jews, evangelical Christians and democracy. There are 300 exclusively Muslim schools with loyalty to the Quran, not the U.S. Constitution.

11. Provide very sizeable monetary Muslim grants to colleges and universities in America to establish "Centers for Islamic studies" with Muslim directors to promote Islam in higher education institutions.

12. Let the entire world know through propaganda, speeches, seminars, local and national media that terrorists have hijacked Islam, not the truth, which is Islam hijacked the terrorists. Furthermore in January of 2002, Saudi Arabia's Embassy in Washington mailed 4500 packets of the Quran, videos, promoting Islam to America's high schools--free. They would never allow us to reciprocate.

13. Appeal to the historically compassionate and sensitive Americans for sympathy and tolerance towards the Muslims in America who are portrayed as mainly immigrants from oppressed countries.

14. Nullify America's sense of security by manipulating the intelligence community with misinformation. Periodically terrorize Americans of impending attacks on bridges, tunnels, water supplies, airports, apartment buildings and malls. (We have experienced this too often since 9-11.)

15. Form riots and demonstrations in the prison system demanding Islamic Sharia as the way of life, not American's justice system.

16. Open numerous charities throughout the U.S. but use the funds to support Islamic terrorism with American dollars.

17. Raise interest in Islam on America's campuses by insisting that freshman take at least one course on Islam. Be sure that the writer is a bonafide American, Christian, scholarly and able to cover up the violence in the Quran and express the peaceful, spiritual and religious aspect only.

18. Unify the numerous Muslim lobbies in Washington, mosques, Islamic student centers, educational organizations, magazines and papers by internet and an annual convention to coordinate plans, propagate the faith and engender news in the media of their visibility.

19. Send intimidating messages and messengers to the outspoken individuals who are critical of Islam and seek to eliminate them by hook or crook.

20. Applaud Muslims as loyal citizens of the US by spotlighting their voting record as the highest percentage of all minority and ethic groups in America.

Dr. Anis Shorrosh, D.Min, D.Phil, a member of Oxford Society of Scholars, has traveled in 76 countries, is a Palestinian Arab Christian American who is an author, lecturer and producer of TV documentaries. Islam Revealed is a best seller, which has been printed eight times already