It's Been My Lucky Day!

It’s Been My Lucky Day



Things are getting so bad my wife commented the other day that one of us was going to have to get a job. I told her I was going to miss her.

She yelled in from the kitchen last night, “Do we have any soup stock,” I told her I didn’t know but if it’s as bad as our WAMU stock, we were in trouble.

One of my sons called the other day and said, “Dad, how about a loan to tide things over a while?” I said, “Great, send as much as you can.”

But things perked up today!

First I got this e-mail from a Muslim AID group, awarding me $3,000,000.00. Can you even believe it?


Dear Sir/Madam,This is to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trusteesISLAMIC AID as one of the final recipients to receive CASH DONATION/AWARD foreconomic development, and poverty alleviation. In line with its aims, andobjectives, ISLAMIC AID is giving out $300,000,000.00 (Three Hundred MillionEuro) to 80 international recipients worldwide Your email address was selected based on an internet random Selection exercise and you are thus confirmed one of the lucky recipients entitled to receive $3,000,000.00 Euro as cash donations from ISLAMIC AID.


Minutes later, I hit the jackpot again! Someone was sending me a bunch of money from Hong Kong!

You have emerged Winner from this Week’s Draws. Information in your Email account was chosen. ,Amount Won:￡700,000.00 Date Of Draw March 2009

Then they fell onto my screen like manna from heaven.

Hello Ned Confirmation: #458-903 Your $250 eBay gift card is ready to be picked up.

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Dear Ned

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with United States GOVERNMENT &WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable order and we have been empowered and authorized to release your contract payment/winning prizes/inheritance payment to you, But we are only advised to pay you part-payment of your funds which is $5,000,000.00 Five Million United States Dollars Only.

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When I saw this one, I ran in to tell my wife. She smiled and told me to get away from the computer and go take my nap. She said I’d never live that long.